The Sideline-Scold Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Simpson's stadium. Only over Simpson.
- Simpson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Simpson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.