The Pick-Six Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Simpson: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Simpson will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
79%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Simpson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.