The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Simpson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Simpson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.