The Sack Spiral Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The broadcast shows Simpson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Simpson, Simpson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.