The Hamstring Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Spears's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
75%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Spears's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.