The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Spears is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Spears, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.