The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Spears's stadium. Only over Spears.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Spears, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.