The Late Scratch Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
- Spears gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
72%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Spears drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.