The Snap Count Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
72%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Spears, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.