The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Spears gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Spears's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.