The Hamstring Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- A mysterious flag erases Spears's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spears, Spears, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.