The Late Scratch Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Spears loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
91%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Spears's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.