The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
- Spears runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
72%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Spears scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.