The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Ref: "Number Spears, that's a flag." Spears: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Spears's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
75%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Spears's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.