The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- A mysterious flag erases Spears's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Spears's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.