The Late Scratch Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Spears gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Spears drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.