The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Spears is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
92%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Spears's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.