The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Spears will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Spears, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.