The Garbage-Time Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
80%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Spears's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.