The Fumble Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Spears is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Spears's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.