The Hamstring Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Spears's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Spears is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Spears scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.