The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Spears gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Spears is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
89%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Spears scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.