The Hamstring Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Spears gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Spears's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.