The Garbage-Time Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
- Coach says Spears is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
77%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Spears's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.