The Fumble Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Spears will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Spears, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.