The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- A mysterious flag erases Spears's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Spears gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Spears drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.