The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
- Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Spears's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.