The Fumble Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Spears gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
73%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Spears scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.