The Hamstring Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Spears gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
80%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Spears's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.