The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
84%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Spears drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.