The Committee Backfield Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Ref: "Number Spears, that's a flag." Spears: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Spears's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.