The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Spears sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
82%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Spears's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.