The Garbage-Time Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Spears gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Spears's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.