The Phantom Flag Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Coach says Allgeier is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
83%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Allgeier, Allgeier, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.