The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A mysterious flag erases Allgeier's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allgeier, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.