The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Allgeier gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
81%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allgeier's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.