The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Allgeier will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allgeier's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.