The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Allgeier's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Allgeier will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
81%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allgeier's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.