The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Ref: "Number Allgeier, that's a flag." Allgeier: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allgeier's stadium. Only over Allgeier.
86%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allgeier's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.