The Committee Backfield Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allgeier's stadium. Only over Allgeier.
- The team goes up 21 early and Allgeier gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
81%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Allgeier scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.