The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- The broadcast shows Allgeier on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Allgeier will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
83%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allgeier's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.