The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Allgeier gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
72%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allgeier drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.