The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- The broadcast shows Allgeier on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allgeier's stadium. Only over Allgeier.
89%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allgeier's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.