The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
73%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allgeier, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.