The Garbage-Time Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Allgeier's stadium. Only over Allgeier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Allgeier gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- The broadcast shows Allgeier on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allgeier drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.