The Stuffed Run Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
86%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allgeier drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.