The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Allgeier is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allgeier drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.