The Committee Backfield Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“The broadcast shows Allgeier on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allgeier's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.