The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Allgeier will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
83%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allgeier drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.