The Hamstring Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A mysterious flag erases Allgeier's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allgeier's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.